Author Archives: zareenn3

Feminist? Oh, je ne sais pas

Sometimes I want to say mean thingsĀ  about someone who’s black. But I worry about being projected as a shallow girl who discriminates on the basis of color to people who will read my posts. So I don’t say anything at all. But the truth is maybe I just wanted to say bad things about […]

Don’t wear silk to a bar

And if you do, make sure it’s not a nice blouse that you bought because it was so beautiful it would be a crime not to buy it. And if you do, make sure you’re not a klutz like me who spilled some cheap ass cocktail all over the dress. I have been cleaning it […]

I have been reading articles about Capsule Wardrobe this and capsule wardrobe that trying to create one. But why doesn’t everyone shut up about capsule wardrobe and talk about how hard is it to not buy something that you absolutely don’t need but looks so pretty? I am not sure what has changed in me. […]

What the fuck is Libby?

Libby, which sounds almost like an actual human name, is anything but a person. It’s an app that allows me to read on the go, whenever I want, wherever I want. I love Libby because I love reading. Link I always hear people saying, ”Oh, I love to read, but I just don’t have time.” […]

What the fuck is HYGGE?

And the second big question is: How the fuck do we pronounce it? I was searching for a book to read on the app, Libby. While looking for a cookbook for a plant based diet, I came across a cover that looked like this: The little book of Hygge by Meik Wiking I’m not sure […]

My AC is trippin’

If it’s not shitting ice, it’s tripping. If it’s not tripping, it’s always shitting ice. Always acting up, piece of shit. Piece of shit that I thankfully don’t have to pay the bills for. I spent the entire morning watching YouTube videos about Plant Based Meals. So far, I have liked none. I want something […]

This week is HEAVEN

So.. Liverpool completely thrashed Manchester city last night. I was surprised. Pleasantly, though.   And.. Arctic Monkeys are releasing their new album. Next month. Here’s the demo: I am hoping the new album is at the least lightly influenced by the sound of The Last Shadow Puppets, Alex Turner’s second band with Miles Kane. I […]

Why QIFF wasn’t all that

Apparently, food festivals aren’t really about selling mouth watering delicious food for cheap price. What it is about is marketing your company or your brand. Purely that. And selling shit (well, sort of) food for more money. So if you’re thinking you’re going to go to food festivals and enjoy ah-mazing food, you’re shit out […]

Picture perfect?

It looks like a neat space but don’t let the perfectly orange coloured wall fool you. The room is quite normal and a bit bland if you ask me. I am surprised that the picture turned out nice despite me using no filters to edit it and using my very old iPhone 5. Everyone’s on […]

Is there a relationship between self-esteem and the likes on my posts?

After my last post ‘Botox or boob job’, I noticed that there were more likes on this post than on the one before. (Can you imagine? The last one was about sex and no one read it)I always thought that likes on any of my post don’t really matter. Or do they? A day later, […]

Botox or boob job?

I was having a casual conversation with a long time friend of mine, when she mentioned she is contemplating getting a filler. Naturally, an eyebrow was raised. I tried to raise one. I don’t know if I succeeded. She’s a model. So I wonder why someone as good looking as her would want to alter […]

A short post about elevator maintenance room

Ever wondered what sex would feel like in a weird place? Say…an elevator maintenance room? Well, I have never. But I have heard what it feels like.   You must have a blanket or a sheet to lay down on the floor. Unless….. ………..you’re planning to do it against the wall. Sometimes your hearts stops […]

You make me..shudder!

I knew it was going to be a great day. When I woke up, there was so much mist outside i couldn’t make out the nearest house. I sat in the middle of the bus so in case my fantasy of being in a horrible accident in the bus came true, i would be injured […]

Do you wonder too?

I am sure you already saw this, with all the fuss (in a good way) made with the “time’s up” and “me too” hashtags at the golden globes and all them pretty ladies dressed in black. But if you didn’t I’d like you to hear this part particularly: Angelina’s speech. I am not a big […]

I don’t know what to title this post

Now that I have moved to Finance, the hardest thing is waking up at the crack of dawn (6’o clock in human hours) and making the 10 seconds quick paced walk to the bathroom downstairs. That’s it. I mean, of course there is or there will be some stress workwise but nothing that would make […]