Category Just ramblings

Balloons are annoying 🎈

We are having a Sports Festival at work. This is by far the only project HR has put considerable amount of effort in since the beginning of the year. The only thing they should be applauded for is making about fucking two hundred balloons that have been spread over the entire building. Like a nine […]

I am locked inside my house

I was about to go out for a mango shake when my door won’t open. I pulled at it, pulled again, tried to jimmy the lock and finally realized that I am locked inside my house. Yes. Locked inside. Not outside, INFUCKINGSIDE. Someone has locked the door from outside. It took me two tries to […]

My nails look better than my face

I’m serious. I will also end this post with a picture (not of my face- which some of you have already seen, but of my nails). My girlfriend and I went to a Salon to get our nails done. You see, we wanted to pretend we live well and spend time taking care of our […]

It’s just the end of the world!

Or Juste la fin du monde, in French. I find the title alone remarkable. The movie starts with Louie (Gaspard Ulliel), a playwright, paying a visit to his family after years of absence. He seems to have cut them off from his life and is only returning back to inform them of his terminal illness. […]

Skincare: What no one talks about

A recent ”Makeup” session at work had me rolling my eyes. It really, really bothered me. So much so that I am here to write about it. I am not anti-make up, although I barely put much on. My problem wasn’t with the emphasis around the idea of using makeup to enhance one’s beauty. My […]

Don’t wear silk to a bar

And if you do, make sure it’s not a nice blouse that you bought because it was so beautiful it would be a crime not to buy it. And if you do, make sure you’re not a klutz like me who spilled some cheap ass cocktail all over the dress. I have been cleaning it […]

I have been reading articles about Capsule Wardrobe this and capsule wardrobe that trying to create one. But why doesn’t everyone shut up about capsule wardrobe and talk about how hard is it to not buy something that you absolutely don’t need but looks so pretty? I am not sure what has changed in me. […]

My AC is trippin’

If it’s not shitting ice, it’s tripping. If it’s not tripping, it’s always shitting ice. Always acting up, piece of shit. Piece of shit that I thankfully don’t have to pay the bills for. I spent the entire morning watching YouTube videos about Plant Based Meals. So far, I have liked none. I want something […]

This week is HEAVEN

So.. Liverpool completely thrashed Manchester city last night. I was surprised. Pleasantly, though.   And.. Arctic Monkeys are releasing their new album. Next month. Here’s the demo: I am hoping the new album is at the least lightly influenced by the sound of The Last Shadow Puppets, Alex Turner’s second band with Miles Kane. I […]

Picture perfect?

It looks like a neat space but don’t let the perfectly orange coloured wall fool you. The room is quite normal and a bit bland if you ask me. I am surprised that the picture turned out nice despite me using no filters to edit it and using my very old iPhone 5. Everyone’s on […]

Is there a relationship between self-esteem and the likes on my posts?

After my last post ‘Botox or boob job’, I noticed that there were more likes on this post than on the one before. (Can you imagine? The last one was about sex and no one read it)I always thought that likes on any of my post don’t really matter. Or do they? A day later, […]

Botox or boob job?

I was having a casual conversation with a long time friend of mine, when she mentioned she is contemplating getting a filler. Naturally, an eyebrow was raised. I tried to raise one. I don’t know if I succeeded. She’s a model. So I wonder why someone as good looking as her would want to alter […]

You make me..shudder!

I knew it was going to be a great day. When I woke up, there was so much mist outside i couldn’t make out the nearest house. I sat in the middle of the bus so in case my fantasy of being in a horrible accident in the bus came true, i would be injured […]

Do you wonder too?

I am sure you already saw this, with all the fuss (in a good way) made with the “time’s up” and “me too” hashtags at the golden globes and all them pretty ladies dressed in black. But if you didn’t I’d like you to hear this part particularly: Angelina’s speech. I am not a big […]

I don’t know what to title this post

Now that I have moved to Finance, the hardest thing is waking up at the crack of dawn (6’o clock in human hours) and making the 10 seconds quick paced walk to the bathroom downstairs. That’s it. I mean, of course there is or there will be some stress workwise but nothing that would make […]