Can’t think of a title ATM

Hell-O.I just wanted to say..I have good days and bad days at work.The bad days are when I feel like I work in a brothel.The good days are when I feel like I don't work in a brothel, that I work in a mental asylum with the staff being more mental than the patients.I really … Continue reading Can’t think of a title ATM

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Cuninglingus(almost) at work

Note: This post was originally titled Bonding with you boss but I changed it to Cuninglingus at work to attract all you naughty people. Ha ha. I never have a dull day at work. NEVER. No matter how bad my day is going, there will be always something  happening to make me laugh like a … Continue reading Cuninglingus(almost) at work

I have got these feelings for you

I do not like discriminating against certain nationalities but some people really give their countries a bad name. Pyramids, for example, works in our Finance department. Finance and Front Office is always at war so it is not surprising that Pyramids and I are not besties. Apart from that, he also suffers Stage 10 superiority complex. … Continue reading I have got these feelings for you

Things I love about work

Arabic guy approaches reception Him: Salamalaykum Me: Walaykumsalam Him: Arabic or English? Me: English Him: *a long dialogue in arabic that I can't make out even if I tried* Me: I don't speak in Arabic! Him: How much is one room for one night for two people? Do you offer breakfast too? *delivered in perfect … Continue reading Things I love about work

I am Tom-Cruise-Happy

Tomorrow marks two months of being in Doha. Perfect timing for a post!! Understandably, a lot has changed. For the good? Let's hope so. I no longer drink chai like I used to drink it in Pakistan. I think it's possible that I was using chai as an alternate to water, even if it is hot … Continue reading I am Tom-Cruise-Happy

Not a Madame, not a lady

When it comes to work ethic, Arabs are not exactly the first people that come to your mind. For some reason in most Arabic countries, they are very laid back. And that's perfectly acceptable. They are not lazy, it's just the Arab way. I will be there at 10'o clock translates to sometime between ten and … Continue reading Not a Madame, not a lady

Did anyone say sleazeball?

I love swearing. I do. It comes naturally to me and if I can swear in front of you, then you know we are really, really tight. Having said that, I refrain from swearing while at work. With the guests, I mean. Not my team mates. OF COURSE NOT. Are u kidding me? They need … Continue reading Did anyone say sleazeball?

I Like Big Boobs And I Can Not Lie

So there's a rumour circulating in my department that I am drawn to women. And specially women with big tits. For some reason, this has come as a surprise to them, that a perfectly straight (perfect and straight) girl like me is openly appreciating a member of the same sex. For some reason, this is something … Continue reading I Like Big Boobs And I Can Not Lie

The Power Of Our Tits

I saw my new uniform yesterday and though I don't look that bad in it because my face is nice, I hated it. The sole reason to get us out of coats and make us wear nice, smart blazers was to ensure that girls looked like girls with girlish bodies and men looked like men … Continue reading The Power Of Our Tits

Oh No You Didn’t (Ryan Gosling Style)

Google don't (yes, don't not doesn't) deal so well with long search words. I spent the whole day going through it's result for "How To Revenge From Your Manager Who Is A D***, Hated By Half Of The Department And Is A Complete Tool Because He Insulted Me In Front Of The Whole Lobby Yesterday" but … Continue reading Oh No You Didn’t (Ryan Gosling Style)