We are having a Sports Festival at work. This is by far the only project HR has put considerable amount of effort in since the beginning of the year. The only thing they should be applauded for is making about fucking two hundred balloons that have been spread over the entire building. Like a nine … More Balloons are annoying 🎈
It looks like a neat space but don’t let the perfectly orange coloured wall fool you. The room is quite normal and a bit bland if you ask me. I am surprised that the picture turned out nice despite me using no filters to edit it and using my very old iPhone 5. Everyone’s on … More Picture perfect?
I knew it was going to be a great day. When I woke up, there was so much mist outside i couldn’t make out the nearest house. I sat in the middle of the bus so in case my fantasy of being in a horrible accident in the bus came true, i would be injured … More You make me..shudder!
Working for the Finance department feels ah-mazzinnngg. No more standing all day long. I am not scared anymore of the probability of a drunk local taking out a gun and shooting me. Or driving his car through the main door. (That actually happened). No more starting your shift when people are ending theirs. And always … More Life is sweet
Today, I saw an email sent by one of important people that work for the company. The email is very nice, very professional, great ideas, yada yada yada. Except for one problem: The email has hashtags in it. For some reason. I am confused. It is an OFFICIAL email. It is sent to EMPLOYEES, NOT … More #Areyoukiddingme?
Hell-O. I just wanted to say.. I have good days and bad days at work. The bad days are when I feel like I work in a brothel. The good days are when I feel like I don't work in a brothel, that I work in a mental asylum with the staff being more mental … More Can’t think of a title ATM
Note: This post was originally titled Bonding with you boss but I changed it to Cuninglingus at work to attract all you naughty people. Ha ha. I never have a dull day at work. NEVER. No matter how bad my day is going, there will be always something happening to make me laugh like a … More Cuninglingus(almost) at work
Hoping the giant zit on your chin will disappear just because it’s shoot day at work and all the pictures taken today would be displayed on your international website and stay there for years.. The zit may disappear tomorrow but not today..
I do not like discriminating against certain nationalities but some people really give their countries a bad name. Pyramids, for example, works in our Finance department. Finance and Front Office is always at war so it is not surprising that Pyramids and I are not besties. Apart from that, he also suffers Stage 10 superiority complex. … More I have got these feelings for you
Arabic guy approaches reception Him: Salamalaykum Me: Walaykumsalam Him: Arabic or English? Me: English Him: *a long dialogue in arabic that I can’t make out even if I tried* Me: I don’t speak in Arabic! Him: How much is one room for one night for two people? Do you offer breakfast too? *delivered in perfect … More Things I love about work
And ff you’re having a coughing fit, the least you can do is cover your mouth. And that’s not just being a good customer, that’s called having manners. Thank you.
Nothing to read here. Just felt like describing the type of people I am dealing with at work. for listening!
Tomorrow marks two months of being in Doha. Perfect timing for a post!! Understandably, a lot has changed. For the good? Let’s hope so. I no longer drink chai like I used to drink it in Pakistan. I think it’s possible that I was using chai as an alternate to water, even if it is hot … More I am Tom-Cruise-Happy
When it comes to work ethic, Arabs are not exactly the first people that come to your mind. For some reason in most Arabic countries, they are very laid back. And that’s perfectly acceptable. They are not lazy, it’s just the Arab way. I will be there at 10’o clock translates to sometime between ten and … More Not a Madame, not a lady
Today we had our annual staff function at work. Several employees put in great efforts; preparing dance routines, volunteering to sing or doing short plays. It’s safe to say that I was probably the only staff member who didn’t give a shit about the function. I didn’t gauge up a new outfit. Or do my … More Stuck in the middle