Not-so Gandhi’s Monkey

I live in a spacious villa with four other people. Funny how the presence of people with negative aura can make you feel suffocated in such an open space. My roommate is lovely. I thank my lucky stars for her. She's always upbeat and is super passionate about her guests, like me. She's the definition … Continue reading Not-so Gandhi’s Monkey

Oscar nomination: ME

I see all these Oscar nominations and what not and it makes me think what really makes all these movies eligible for awards when there are so many people out there who deserve an award for the work that they do? I am not talking about Abdul Sattar Edhi. I'm talking about people like me: … Continue reading Oscar nomination: ME

What to do when an employee talks back..

So, the question of the day is what to do when an employee talks back? Well.. Or you take that mother fucker by his collar, shove a glow-in-the-dark dildo so fucking far up his ass that his mouth emits lights instead. But no. I can't do that. I can't do that because it would reflect … Continue reading What to do when an employee talks back..

Sometimes I Wish I Had A D***

I am going to be a total biatch and say what's exactly on my mind: I think old people should be blocked from Facebook. The "Old people" in question is my Nan. Once upon a time, I thought of her as cool. Once upon a time, I was very naive. If you see her, you … Continue reading Sometimes I Wish I Had A D***