I was about to go out for a mango shake when my door won’t open. I pulled at it, pulled again, tried to jimmy the lock and finally realized that I am locked inside my house. Yes. Locked inside. Not outside, INFUCKINGSIDE. Someone has locked the door from outside. It took me two tries to … More I am locked inside my house
Today, I saw an email sent by one of important people that work for the company. The email is very nice, very professional, great ideas, yada yada yada. Except for one problem: The email has hashtags in it. For some reason. I am confused. It is an OFFICIAL email. It is sent to EMPLOYEES, NOT … More #Areyoukiddingme?
I live in a spacious villa with four other people. Funny how the presence of people with negative aura can make you feel suffocated in such an open space. My roommate is lovely. I thank my lucky stars for her. She’s always upbeat and is super passionate about her guests, like me. She’s the definition … More Not-so Gandhi’s Monkey
I see all these Oscar nominations and what not and it makes me think what really makes all these movies eligible for awards when there are so many people out there who deserve an award for the work that they do? I am not talking about Abdul Sattar Edhi. I’m talking about people like me: … More Oscar nomination: ME
So, the question of the day is what to do when an employee talks back? Well.. Or you take that mother fucker by his collar, shove a glow-in-the-dark dildo so fucking far up his ass that his mouth emits lights instead. But no. I can’t do that. I can’t do that because it would reflect … More What to do when an employee talks back..
I am going to be a total biatch and say what’s exactly on my mind: I think old people should be blocked from Facebook. The “Old people” in question is my Nan. Once upon a time, I thought of her as cool. Once upon a time, I was very naive. If you see her, you … More Sometimes I Wish I Had A D***