We have come to the point in our lives where everyone who works for a decent enough company has a whatsapp work group. The group that is “ting-ing” all the time because there is “Oh so much to share”. I wake up to it and I sleep to it. There are people messaging in the … More This is why you don’t send nudes over Whatsapp
Dear you, You. You there who wants to pursue a career in hospitality! I know what you’re thinking. You’ll complete your degree and land a job in a five-star hotel and everything would be hunky dory. Your guests would adore you and sing your praises. Your boss will love you and grant you extra holidays. You’ll get … More Hey you, future hotelier!
I love swearing. I do. It comes naturally to me and if I can swear in front of you, then you know we are really, really tight. Having said that, I refrain from swearing while at work. With the guests, I mean. Not my team mates. OF COURSE NOT. Are u kidding me? They need … More Did anyone say sleazeball?
I saw my new uniform yesterday and though I don’t look that bad in it because my face is nice, I hated it. The sole reason to get us out of coats and make us wear nice, smart blazers was to ensure that girls looked like girls with girlish bodies and men looked like men … More The Power Of Our Tits
It’s gonna come and bite you in the ass. Specially, if you call up a director and let him make a documentary on it. That’s what happened to Robert Durst. The film All Good Things is inspired by the life of Durst and the murders he allegedly committed. The movie shoes a young , wealthy … More If You Murder Someone..
Other than writing a guest post at Adi’s blog, this Valentine’s day I went to watch a movie with an old friend of mine. Despite of reminding him a billion times about buying the ticket beforehand, there we were, stuck at the movie counter, trying to decide between two Indians movies and an English animated … More What Is A Movie Without Nachos?
Google don’t (yes, don’t not doesn’t) deal so well with long search words. I spent the whole day going through it’s result for “How To Revenge From Your Manager Who Is A D***, Hated By Half Of The Department And Is A Complete Tool Because He Insulted Me In Front Of The Whole Lobby Yesterday” but … More Oh No You Didn’t (Ryan Gosling Style)
I am going to be a total biatch and say what’s exactly on my mind: I think old people should be blocked from Facebook. The “Old people” in question is my Nan. Once upon a time, I thought of her as cool. Once upon a time, I was very naive. If you see her, you … More Sometimes I Wish I Had A D***
Dear Mistress, I hope you’re having just another one of your lazy days. Again. I’m writing this to you because I have been going over this and over this in my mind and I just can’t contain these feelings no more. I think when I say this, I speak for all of us at work: … More A Letter To My Boss’s Mistress
Sometimes I wonder if I should even be on a dating site. The best part about being in one, though? Updating my profile so that perfect strangers could read about how much I hate flowers and how I worship Adam Lambert. I could have never imagined there were so many people seeking their “The One”s … More I Am Going To End Up Alone
Ignore the awkwardness of my right hand, and give it to me straight. Honestly, am I bearing too much skin? Do I look like a attention seeking whore? Do I look trashy? Apparently so. Since I work mostly evening shifts, I can only go to such shenanigans before three in the afternoon. AFK is nearer … More I Deserve To Be Murdered Because I Dress Nice
A salon was always a magical place to me when I was a kid. I loved hairdressers. I’m a fan of their art. How they can turn my rough, dull hair into glossy, shiny hair with their magical instruments. I owe them a lot. Everyone knows they suck at maths though. For one, they, for … More There Is No Coming Back From This
Reading Just Joolzac’s post the other day made me think of how day by day we are becoming more stuupid. Anything that generates even a slight buzz in the social media, catches our attention, irrespective of how stuupid the trend is. Stuupid trends gotta go. You can still follow them if you want. Just don’t blame … More The Fault In Our Trends
If I could leave my unborn children and grandchildren with a piece of advice, it would be to tell them not to waste money studying at a university. I’m not even kidding. Universities are just money hogging institutions and because I have lived through it, I couldn’t let my offspring bare the same pain as … More My Teacher, The Terrorist
I was waiting for the Blog Tember Challenge to finish, so I could write about how irksome but strangely addictive Adam Levine and his band is. Of course, being a fan of Maroon 5 since their album with the weird, long name came out, It Won’t Be Soon Before Long, I do owe some loyalty to … More Adam Levine does controversial-FINALLY!