To people who are texting me and ending their sentences with "bro": You are annoying the fuck out of me. Just because I don't say it out loud doesn't mean you can use it multiple times in sentences. My one word replies should tell you that I really want to block you but I am … Continue reading I am not your “Bro”
I work in the hospitality industry and because of this unfortunate circumstance I am expected to be nice to people because I have "PEOPLE'S SKILLS". WHATEVER THAT MEANS. Every day I have to make a choice: to live up to the expectation of others or to disappoint them greatly. It's a very hard choice to … Continue reading MUST STOP TALKING
Hell-O.I just wanted to say..I have good days and bad days at work.The bad days are when I feel like I work in a brothel.The good days are when I feel like I don't work in a brothel, that I work in a mental asylum with the staff being more mental than the patients.I really … Continue reading Can’t think of a title ATM
So if you didn't know this, I should tell you now: I don't know how to swim. Why? No one was bothered to teach me. And I never was interested. But I thought that it is high time I should learn to swim. Who knows, if war breaks out I might have to swim across … Continue reading Raise your hand if you can’t swim
I feel that Calvin Harris should no longer be allowed to make music. First of all, I don't know why all of it sounds so good. I don't know what secret formula he has to make such catchy songs. Second of all, his latest song "Feels" should be banned. I can't sleeep, I can't go … Continue reading How I feel about “Feels”
Hoping the giant zit on your chin will disappear just because it's shoot day at work and all the pictures taken today would be displayed on your international website and stay there for years.. The zit may disappear tomorrow but not today..
I am thinking of suggesting my training manager to send our employees to Karwa's main office, in order to better our customer service skills. Have you ever been in a Karwa? I am in awe of the way they treat their customers!* I recently took a trip to Villagio and decided to visit one of … Continue reading Praablam customer
Two people from Mecaland having dinner in a restaurant. Man 1: "How was your weekend with your family?" Man 2: "Oh it was very enjoyable! I didn't know staying at a hotel could be so much fun. I mean, forget the clean bedsheets and the 24/7 room service. I had so much fun tormenting the … Continue reading Pride and language
When you're so depressed about life that the highest moment of the day is that you own the same piece of clothing as one of the stars from your favourite show. I don't even like her. But her wardrobe is SPOT ON.
And ff you're having a coughing fit, the least you can do is cover your mouth. And that's not just being a good customer, that's called having manners. Thank you.
We have come to the point in our lives where everyone who works for a decent enough company has a whatsapp work group. The group that is "ting-ing" all the time because there is "Oh so much to share". I wake up to it and I sleep to it. There are people messaging in the … Continue reading This is why you don’t send nudes over Whatsapp
Dear you, You. You there who wants to pursue a career in hospitality! I know what you're thinking. You'll complete your degree and land a job in a five-star hotel and everything would be hunky dory. Your guests would adore you and sing your praises. Your boss will love you and grant you extra holidays. You'll get … Continue reading Hey you, future hotelier!
I love swearing. I do. It comes naturally to me and if I can swear in front of you, then you know we are really, really tight. Having said that, I refrain from swearing while at work. With the guests, I mean. Not my team mates. OF COURSE NOT. Are u kidding me? They need … Continue reading Did anyone say sleazeball?
I saw my new uniform yesterday and though I don't look that bad in it because my face is nice, I hated it. The sole reason to get us out of coats and make us wear nice, smart blazers was to ensure that girls looked like girls with girlish bodies and men looked like men … Continue reading The Power Of Our Tits
It's gonna come and bite you in the ass. Specially, if you call up a director and let him make a documentary on it. That's what happened to Robert Durst.The film All Good Things is inspired by the life of Durst and the murders he allegedly committed. The movie shoes a young , wealthy man named … Continue reading If You Murder Someone..