I knew it was going to be a great day.
When I woke up, there was so much mist outside i couldn’t make out the nearest house. I sat in the middle of the bus so in case my fantasy of being in a horrible accident in the bus came true, i would be injured but not seriously. Complete death or nothing. That’s how I see it.
Relax. I’m kidding.
Anyway it took us 45 minutes to reach the hotel which is 15 minutes away. We managed to reached safely despite the bus driver almost hitting two cars.
I reluctantly drank two cups of
coffee to keep my eyes open.
Remember I said I have given up coffee? Yeah kinda sorta. Sometimes I wonder if it’s the coffee or the belief that the copy will keep us up.
So I opened my office and the first thing I see is a scared cat.
Yes. A cat. Inside my office.
Anyone who knows me knows how much I hate cats. I am disgusted by them.
Fucking ewww. Ewwwww.
Though the cat has been removed physically from the office I still can’t keep my legs beneath the table out of the fear it might come back.
No, i am not a psycho. I have major thing about cats okay?
Excuse me while I spray the disinfectant all over the office and myself as well.
See? Told you it was going to be a great day.
P.S yes i hate cats but I use a lot of cat gifs. Go figure.