To people who are texting me and ending their sentences with “bro”:
You are annoying the fuck out of me. Just because I don’t say it out loud doesn’t mean you can use it multiple times in sentences. My one word replies should tell you that I really want to block you but I am nice enough to give you one last chance.
You don’t sound cool when you say “bro”. Do you know what you sound like? You sound like a douche. SPECIALLY WHEN YOU CALL A GIRL YOUR “BRO”. You know that “bro” is short for brother, right? RIGHT? YOU KNEW THAT RIGHT?
Yeah so STOP CALLING PEOPLE BRO. (Unless it’s really your bro, who you’re calling bro, you know).
What the fuck is wrong with people these days?!